Ancient Aliens of the Bible

Erich von Däniken composed the basis of his theories based on his interpretation of ancient art, ancient scripture, and recently discovered artifacts in his book “Chariots of the Gods”. Däniken’s work is often considered pioneering in alternative history circles. However, there is evidence of much debate involving the subject matter prior to his emergence in the debate. His interest began with his analysis of the ancient scriptures and he set out to prove himself right.

Many passages from the Holy Bible have been interpreted by Däniken, presented in his book the “Chariots of the Gods”, to suggest his ancient alien theory was not only correct, but also well known to Old Testament writers. The meat of his argument, and that of many others, is found in the Book of Genesis which is the first book in the Holy Bible, and the Book of Enoch which was left out because of its controversial assertions. The Book of Ezekiel also contains what Däniken would consider evidence. Genesis introduces to us the character of Enoch. Enoch was a most righteous man who, according to Genesis, walked with God and could not be found again. Many say he was taken to heaven without tasting death. The context in which Enoch’s story appears is in an era when the Sons of God, as they are called in Genesis, married the daughters of men and created giant offspring known as the Nephilim. This is the extent of the Holy Bibles explanation. It leaves a lot to be explained; who are these “Sons of God,” that they might produce giants by mating with mortal women? The explanation lies in the Book of Enoch. According to the Book of Enoch, these “Sons of God” are angels who subsequently fell, or became fallen after God had seen what they did with the daughters of men. The angels were forbidden to take mankind as wives. These angels also taught men various trades, how to make weapons, how to make war, mathematics, etc.

Now the bloodline left by Adam was corrupted. God’s creation was exceedingly wicked and he regretted what his work had become. All flesh was corrupt, except for Noah and his sons. The Holy Bible says that Noah was perfect in his generations, indicating his bloodline was not corrupted like the rest of the flesh was. So God saved Noah and his generation.

From this bit of history is where Däniken’s interest becomes fixated on other worldly visitors. His book the “Chariots of the Gods” presents a theory that rests on the assumption that these angels were not angels; they were intelligent beings from another world. From there Däniken connects some more dots. He takes Ezekiel’s “wheel within a wheel” as his next bit of evidence. Däniken becomes fascinated by the idea and sets out across the world in search of artifacts, petroglyphs, and any and all accounts of ancient history he could find.

Val Camonica, Italy, is home to more than thirty thousand rock paintings dating as far back as fifteen thousand years. Many of these rock paintings have been interpreted by Däniken in an extraterrestrial manner. Some of the paintings depict humanoid figures wearing what resembles modern space suits, complete with the bubble over the head region and light reflecting off of it.

Ancient technologies such as the Bagdad Battery suggest that many ancient peoples had knowledge that was unworldly for their time period. The Nazca Lines in Peru are also described in the “Chariots of the Gods”, and Däniken suggests that they are actually maps that can only be seen from the sky, leaving one to wonder who they were meant for, as we did not learn to fly until at least fifteen hundred years after the lines were drawn. Ancient Hopi legends about six fingered men, from another world, prompted the tradition of raising the hand as a greeting.

The Men in Black are the guardians of our Universe and the protectors of all life forms seeking human protection from invasion and destruction. They have strict principals, regulations and orders that must be followed to the letter with no deviation. Deviation allows for alien life forms to appear that will threaten the existence of humanity.

Secret Government Agency

These hidden government agents have sacrificed deeply to serve as agents. They have severed all connections to family and friends, creating a sense of nonexistence to the world. They no longer possess identifiable names. A single letter replaced their identities, and agents forge a deep relationship with their partners because each knows they are responsible for watching the back of their partners during covert operations.

These Men in Black are highly trained professionals in advanced alien weaponry. New agents must take daily classes to familiarize themselves on the origin, operation and lethal consequence of alien weaponry. Aliens have developed weaponry that if was somehow given to aggressive aliens or human forms could damage or destroy the world in a matter of seconds.

The Men in Black are highly trained at tracking alien movement in the galaxies and on Earth and check daily on the latest threats to Earth. When a potential threat to Earth appears, agents mobilize immediately and create strategies on the handling of this latest peril to humanity. The actual hand to hand battling of aliens will be assigned to agents familiar with the techniques, tricks and weaknesses of that particular race.

Alien Protective Services

All aliens living on Earth have a Men In Black Agent contact that monitors daily their movements, appearances, reproduction and contact with home planets and other alien races. If an alarm sounds, the agent will contact the violating extraterrestrial warning them of their actions and consequences of they do not cease. When required, they will escort aliens off Earth and monitor in the event an alien attempts to reenter the planet illegally.

The Men in Black are required to avoid exterminating aliens for their threatening and negative actions. Men In Black agents sit on panels daily to review information and facts obtained to justify accidental exterminations. Agents who do accidentally exterminate an alien are required to undergo additional avoidance training and must fill out extensive paperwork to submit to superiors and alien nation leaders.
The Men in Black have the difficult daily task of monitoring human contact with aliens. They seek as much as possible to keep human beings from seeing or reporting the existence of extraterrestrials. When a report comes in of a possible human sighting, they react swiftly to squash any report or proof of alien existence. Ufo sightings and reporting of ex-terrestrial lifeforms never happened as far as they are concerned. An for those who have experienced such events live happier lives if they forget what they saw.

Human beings panic too easily when spotting life forms that are foreign to their eyes. Seeing a three headed creature from the Andromeda Galaxy will automatically freak people into hysteria. Negotiations and tolerance are useless because the first reaction in fear is to immediately kill the extraterrestrial. Earthlings have no tolerance for extraterrestrials because of movies that have brainwashed them into believing all space life forms are here to destroy humanity and Earth.

When a human being has an alien contact of any form, the Men in Black must take immediate action to stop hysteria before the hysteria begins. Although their actions may appear as harassment, they are actually protecting a citizen of Earth from themselves. When the wipe the memory of contact from a human’s mind, they remove all fears, all hysteria, all ability to spread fear to their neighbors especially if they have taken photographs of extraterrestrials as proof of the encounter.